BLEPHAROSPASMODIC

I’m watching president Clinton OWN Chris Wallace regarding Bin Laden/9/11… He totally rips him a new one. It’s fantastic.

[edit… someone has been kind enough to post the interview in its entirety. I’ve posted parts 1 and 2..]

Part 1:

Part 2:

I never would’ve guessed this would happen

Surprise, surprise….

Or, In Other words: Willie Nelson

Keep on truckin’ Willie… Keep on truckin….

Here’s another Duuuh!   But I think the best part is the picture of the kid with his hat on backwards, flashing some signs.  From the BBC News story:  “Adolescents do not put the part of the brain that considers others’ feelings to full use, scientists have found…”

Well, um, duh.  I wonder how much this study cost England taxpayers…

MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin (AP) — An 11-year-old girl was sexually assaulted by as many as 20 boys as a 16-year-old girl watched and told her what sex acts to perform … A 40-year-old man who also had sex with the child may also be charged, authorities said.

Um, wait, back up here. read that last sentence again. “may also be charged?!?!?!?” Shouldn’t that read “will most likely be stoned to death but definitely given a very slow and painful death for BEING 40 AND HAVING SEX WITH AN 11 YEAR OLD!“

That girl will be messed up for life…

Please Die a Slow and Painful Death

TV (and Australia) has lost a hero. You have to admit, though, that it was bound to happen. Personally, I would’ve bet death by poison or decapitation, but I suppose a stingray’s barb through the chest was just as likely as anything else. Jeers, Mate.