BLEPHAROSPASMODIC

The picture is bad enough, but the story is more than disturbing.

This world just surprises me less and less each day…

Ever sat around and suddenly had the urge to watch reruns of Alf or The Young Ones? Here you go:

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I’ve just got done watching the UK version of “The Office” and “Superman Returns.” I really should be doing more with my life…

It’s just like.. It’s just like.. it’s just like a mini-mall

Word.

Post-Edit: Here’s a follow up (almost as good) of this guy on the Ellen Degeneres Show And why you’re at it, why not get a shortened version of the rap as a ringtone and impress/annoy all of your friends/coworkers?

SEVILLE, Spain (AP) — Serial numbers and markings on explosives used in Iraq provide “pretty good” evidence that Iran is providing either weapons or technology for militants there, Defense Secretary Robert Gates asserted Friday.

CNN Link 

I’ve been seeing some articles in some underground papers suggesting that a US-Iranian War is not too far off in the future.  Not that I believe everything I read, but you never know with this administration…
I’ll be very glad to get bush out of the White House.  i don’t know what has happened to America since him coming into office and 9/11, but i don’t like it one bit.  “I’m a uniter, not a divider”  yeah not really, Bushy

Ok, tragic story - Car driven by an 84 year old woman crashes into a school cafeteria, killing one, and injuring 2 others.  “The cause of the accident is still under investigation”

Um, hey, taxpayers.. let me save you some money…   The cause was the fact that the driver was EIGHTY FOUR YEARS OLD.  The really tragic part: there was a ‘driving for seniors’ course being held right next to the school.

Also in the news: a story about a fire that broke out while a man “fell asleep while cooking French fries.”   Neither Amanda nor myself could stop laughing.  Why did they include the “French Fries” in the comment?  Why not just say he fell asleep while cooking?  And who the hell falls asleep while cooking French Fries, anyway???

Link: Woman wakes up after giving birth a Quadruple Amputee

Sad part: They wont tell her why they chopped off all her limbs.  Isn’t this America?

Might possibly be the most confusing headline I’ve seen in a while:

“Dead soldier to father kid with woman he never met“

I hope my family never tries to steal my sperm after I’m dead…