BLEPHAROSPASMODIC

This man does NOT need to be president:

McCain Stumbles on HIV Prevention 

Q: “What about grants for sex education in the United States? Should they include instructions about using contraceptives? Or should it be Bush’s policy, which is just abstinence?”

Mr. McCain: (Long pause) “Ahhh. I think I support the president’s policy.”

Q: “So no contraception, no counseling on contraception. Just abstinence. Do you think contraceptives help stop the spread of HIV?”

Mr. McCain: (Long pause) “You’ve stumped me.”

Q: “I mean, I think you’d probably agree it probably does help stop it?”

Mr. McCain: (Laughs) “Are we on the Straight Talk express? I’m not informed enough on it. Let me find out. You know, I’m sure I’ve taken a position on it on the past. I have to find out what my position was. Brian, would you find out what my position is on contraception – I’m sure I’m opposed to government spending on it, I’m sure I support the president’s policies on it.”

Q: “But you would agree that condoms do stop the spread of sexually transmitted diseases. Would you say: ‘No, we’re not going to distribute them,’ knowing that?”

Mr. McCain: (Twelve-second pause) “Get me Coburn’s thing, ask Weaver to get me Coburn’s paper that he just gave me in the last couple of days. I’ve never gotten into these issues before.”

I never really did like that chipmonk looking fool…

It really doesn’t get much better than this. 6 full minutes of a drunk, mumbling Hasselhoff, attempting to eat a Wendy’s burger, all while being chastised  by his 16 year old daughter.  Awesome.

Sad day. A great american novelist has died
I’ve read most of his books and enjoyed seeing him speak at the University of Tennessee in 2001. The world will be a little bit smaller with him gone. So strange, I was just telling someone yesterday to go out and get some of his books….

Poo-twee-tweet …

Gotta Love it.

Sure, *anyone* can walk around  Baghdad freely - so long as you’re wearing a bullet proof vest, surrounded by 100 troops, three blackhawk helicopters and two Apache gunships overhead.

And people want to vote for him, thinking he’s a “different” type of republican. Same crap, different costume…

Again, thanks to Zac for the link.

I think the best part is not the absurd notion that since we don’t find new life in our jars of Peter Pan that God must exist, it’s the fact that it starts off with a woman in a courtroom introducing the idea - as if the symbolism of the courtroom might just give it some credibility and sway those that were uncertain with the argument…

people are nuts… (click here if the video is not viewable)

This is wrong on so many levels:

Link: Crazy Japanese Ad 

Thanks for the link, Zac.

This had me in near tears.

**ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK or anyone that has any objection to profanity.

link: The f*cking short version of The Big Lebowski

I suppose you might have to know and like the movie to enjoy the clip as much as I did.