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Lily-Bean Update

Sunday, September 10th, 2006 by chris

Lily001I figured it was time to post a “Lily update”… We are definitley on our way to the terrible two’s, but at the same time, I don’t think she’s been any more cute than she has in the last month or so. Let’s see.. what can I say about our crasy daughter..

Some of her Favorite Things:
-[m]elmo
-Trains
-Blankets (thank melmo for that one)
-Pointing out ca[r]s, [t]rucks, busses, and ‘airp[l]anes in the sky’
-Calling everything that sounds like the word ‘Kitty,’ “meow” (like katie, the kiddie pool, etc)
-Towels. (don’t ask me…)
-Cookies
-Ice-C[r]eam
-Macnonalds *sigh*

Some of her “Tricks”
-Digging in my pocket and exclaiming, “daddy, momby (money) p[l]ease” with hands outstreatched.
-Playing very quietly with her [t]oys when she’s supposed to be napping
-Sticking babydolls up her shirt and telling us “baby eat”
-Making messes and then sadly proclaiming “meeeesssss!”
-Making a mess with food and sadly proclaiming “cookie meeesssss!”
-Showing off by being extra cute for any and all company

Her Birthday is in a month. I think she’s getting a tricycle, wagon, and a kitchen set… We’re planning a small party/cookout the Sunday before her birthday. I said she can only have a tricycle if it has streamers on it.

I came home from work on Monday to find Lily and Amanda on the sidewalk… Lily was pushing her car with every bit of determination she could muster. Apparently, she was on her way to [g]rama’s. She went up the street, and back down.. back up, and back down.

Some more pictures comming soon…

6 Years of Photos

Sunday, September 10th, 2006 by chris

I don’t know if this is legit or not, but I still like the idea and presentation… years of life flashing by and the world around him changing at a seemingly much faster pace than himself…

Researchers Identify ‘Male Warrior Effect’

Saturday, September 9th, 2006 by chris

Well, um, duh.  I wonder how much this study cost England taxpayers…

Friday, September 8th, 2006 by chris

MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin (AP) — An 11-year-old girl was sexually assaulted by as many as 20 boys as a 16-year-old girl watched and told her what sex acts to perform … A 40-year-old man who also had sex with the child may also be charged, authorities said.

Um, wait, back up here. read that last sentence again. “may also be charged?!?!?!?” Shouldn’t that read “will most likely be stoned to death but definitely given a very slow and painful death for BEING 40 AND HAVING SEX WITH AN 11 YEAR OLD!

That girl will be messed up for life…

Please Die a Slow and Painful Death

Crickey!

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 by chris

steve-holding-croc.jpgTV (and Australia) has lost a hero. You have to admit, though, that it was bound to happen. Personally, I would’ve bet death by poison or decapitation, but I suppose a stingray’s barb through the chest was just as likely as anything else. Jeers, Mate.

She’s at it Again

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 by chris

Amanda’s been given another promotion. Effective as of a week or two, she’ll be managing the highest volume store in the entire district. Not only is it good for the obvious reasons, but she’ll also be working just a few minutes from home instead of 25 miles away. She keeps slaving away, providing results, turning stores around. She should go on “The Apprentice” [sings the money-money-money song]

This is a Test

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 by chris

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