I’m Old
Today is my birthday. I have grown to really not care for birthdays, especially my own. I don’t mean to be negative - it’s just that I’m closing in on that halfway mark and there is still no chance in hell anything is going to be named after me when I kick. Where’s my $20 million so I can blast off into space?
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September 18th, 2006 09:32
Happy birthday to me, from: my sister
Happy birthday from David Hasselhoff’s chest hair
September 19th, 2006 07:47
If I outlive you Chris, I promise I’ll name something for you. It might be something like my toilet bowl, but it’ll be something. I promise.