BLEPHAROSPASMODIC

You know your 2-year old doesn’t feel well when she points to her bedroom and tells you nearly 2 hours before her regular naptime, “daddy, Nap - please”

have you ever had the burning desire to see George Costanza dancing in the streets singing about “keeping the hot side hot and the cool side cool?”

Here’s your chance 

“Everybody gotta wear clothes.. and if you don’t, you get arrested..”
I’ll let Mr. T Explain the rest:

I’m watching president Clinton OWN Chris Wallace regarding Bin Laden/9/11… He totally rips him a new one. It’s fantastic.

[edit… someone has been kind enough to post the interview in its entirety. I’ve posted parts 1 and 2..]

Part 1:

Part 2:

I never would’ve guessed this would happen

Surprise, surprise….

I think that if I had this guy’s name, I’d probably go by “Richard”

I spent the last 4 hours trying to rid my computers of the damn WinAntiVirus Malware… I think I finally have everything clean… so far no popups and/or hijacked browsers. [keeps fingers crossed]

Anyway, Amanda is about to get off from work, pack up and head off to Dyersburg for the next 5 days. I pretend to be a loner, but when it comes right down to it, I don’t like to be alone. That doesn’t mean I can’t entertain myself; it just means that I’m going to miss both her and Lily terribly.

Lily is the perfect 2 year old… so sweet and endearing one second, a total show-off the next, and flailing about on the ground in a fit of terror the next. I can’t imagine my life without her - I can’t imagine coming home and not hearing the mailslot on the door open up and her yelling “daaaaaddddyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!” and seeing her tiny hand protruding from the door on my way up the sidewalk. She breaks my heart every day.

So, what to do with myself for the next week - being wife and child-less? I just don’t know. My car needs an inspection/oil-change… I’m going out to eat with my mom tonight for my birthday - I have tentative plans to watch some football with Zac tomorrow. But that only takes up the weekend. If we had money and the means to transport large supplies, I might start working on the basement. Then again, the yard needs work and I’m on a mission to find free bricks. The bedroom needs painting/wallpapering. The dining room needs painting. Shelving needs to be put up in various spots. I’d like to get photo galleries put back up…

I guess we’ll have to see.