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This man does NOT need to be president:

McCain Stumbles on HIV Prevention 

Q: “What about grants for sex education in the United States? Should they include instructions about using contraceptives? Or should it be Bush’s policy, which is just abstinence?”

Mr. McCain: (Long pause) “Ahhh. I think I support the president’s policy.”

Q: “So no contraception, no counseling on contraception. Just abstinence. Do you think contraceptives help stop the spread of HIV?”

Mr. McCain: (Long pause) “You’ve stumped me.”

Q: “I mean, I think you’d probably agree it probably does help stop it?”

Mr. McCain: (Laughs) “Are we on the Straight Talk express? I’m not informed enough on it. Let me find out. You know, I’m sure I’ve taken a position on it on the past. I have to find out what my position was. Brian, would you find out what my position is on contraception – I’m sure I’m opposed to government spending on it, I’m sure I support the president’s policies on it.”

Q: “But you would agree that condoms do stop the spread of sexually transmitted diseases. Would you say: ‘No, we’re not going to distribute them,’ knowing that?”

Mr. McCain: (Twelve-second pause) “Get me Coburn’s thing, ask Weaver to get me Coburn’s paper that he just gave me in the last couple of days. I’ve never gotten into these issues before.”

I never really did like that chipmonk looking fool…

It really doesn’t get much better than this. 6 full minutes of a drunk, mumbling Hasselhoff, attempting to eat a Wendy’s burger, all while being chastised  by his 16 year old daughter.  Awesome.

I was in the kitchen getting dinner started, when I heard some banging on the front window and Lily yell out:

Hey, Easter Bunny.. come ‘mere! Hey, Easter bunny.. you come here and bring me more easter eggs and more can-nee! No, no! Hop Hop this way - my house! NO! don’t hop away! I want more can-nee!!!!!!!!!!! [*cries]

I guess that’s what you get when you tell your 2 year old that the rabbit in the yard is the easter bunny. I forget that she doens’t forget.

Lily’s been on a “does that sound good/great” kick lately.

The other night in the bath:
Daddy, I not wash my hair - it’s not dirty, OK? I wash my toes - my toes dirty. I wash my tummy - my tummy dirty. I wash my face - my face dirty. I not wash my hair - my hair’s not dirty. *pause* Dat sound great daddy??

Yesterday in the car:
Daddy, I wanna get a sucker at [the] store, ok? I wanna get [a] green one. Green sucker match[es] [the] green (traffic) light. I wanna walk in [the] store, ok? I’m good. I wanna walk, an I wanna get [a] green sucker. *pause* Dat sound great daddy??

Last night for dinner:
Me: Lily what do you want for dinner?
Umm, I want macanonis. Macanonis an’ cookies. Dat sound good, daddy?
Me: That sounds great, Lily, but we can’t eat cookies for dinner.
Ummm.. Cookies for ’ssert, Ok daddy? Cookies an’ Milk. I wanna dip my cookies in [the] milk. Dat sound great daddy??